He’s been everywhere since he won the Heisman Trophy in 2012. Can you believe that was only 8 months ago! He’s a bird, he’s a plane, he’s Superman on the latest cover of Texas Monthly. Of course I’m talking about Johnny Manziel. Rather than get into the latest update on his latest scandal – Autograph-Gate – I have a simple question.
If he entered this season with no recognizable nickname – what would you call him moving forward?
He leaves a path a destruction behind him, on and off the field, thus – Hurricane Johnny.
He felt forced to take online classes, due to his overwhelming on-campus popularity, thus – Johnny Online.
He likes signing autographs, lots of them. Maybe for money, thus – Money Badger.
Or if you have a different suggestion – submit in comments.
– Wex (@awexler)